“Lawmakers are taking the Pentagon to task for allegedly covering up information on UFOs,” Fox News host Greg Gutfeld began a segment of his program Friday night.
He was previewing Congress’ next round of UFO hearings, featuring whistleblower David Grusch. “I’m hearing more whistleblowing in Congress than when I walk through Times Square in a speedo.”
Grush, the former intel officer, said last month that the Pentagon is hiding a top-secret alien program. He said the government has in its possession alien bodies and non-human vehicles.
“He even says they’re hiding info about Adam Schiff’s home planet,” Gutfeld joked, referencing the disgraced Democrat who publicly pushed the Trump-Russia collusion hoax for years, even as he knew it was baloney. “The allegations have also renewed interest in the Pentagon’s real UFO department, the newly-created All Domain Anomaly Resolution Office. The group has been charged with identifying and tracking mysterious objects that could pose a risk to national security. Unless, of course, it’s White House cocaine.”
AARO Director, Dr. Sean Kirkpatrick, recently said he is concerned about being caught off guard by an “intelligent or extraterrestrial technical surprise.”
“So not only might aliens exist, but they might be smarter and better equipped. Which wouldn’t be tough. Have you seen earthlings lately?” Gutfeld asked, showing a clip of President Biden laying on the ground after one of his recent tumbles.
Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) recently introduced an amendment to de-classify all government data regarding UFOs. Polling has shown that most Americans would support that measure, as more citizens are starting to think more seriously about alien life among us. Gutfeld noted, “What once would have gotten you laughed out of Washington has now become a serious discussion.
“The good thing about the discovery of aliens, for you, is that it will widen the dating pool,” Gutfeld told Fox News anchor Julie Banderas. “If you’re tired of men and you’re not into women, aliens could have a third gender. A real one. A real, biological identity that you could attach yourself to.”
Banderas hadn’t thought of that angle, she said, jumping right into the meat of the topic.
“Congressional investigations are apparently going on right now, as we speak, in secret. In secret, which leaves me confused. I don’t understand it. It doesn’t make sense,” Banderas said. “It’s not like the White House is trying to hide it, right? They let Kamala Harris out in public every day. They even let her speak. I wouldn’t be surprised if she commutes to work in a UFO, which would explain the cocaine that was found in the White House entrance. They could blame it on the alien. It wasn’t Hunter. It wasn’t Kamala. It was the aliens.”
“They were talking about technical supremacy, but how can alien life forms be a match for our unbeatable strength of our diversity,” Gutfeld asked comedian, Michael Loftus.
“I don’t buy this for a second,” Loftus declared. “I just think this is the Pentagon looking for more money. They’re like, they’ve got these aliens now. I want to see proof. This is like when your local news station, they take the spark plug cap off a car and then they take it to a mechanic, and the mechanic’s like, you need a whole new engine here. I call bullsh*t!
“If there’s alien ships, I want to see ’em, because the Pentagon really can’t be trusted. You can’t buy ’em a bunch of new toys, they leave ’em lying around everywhere. We left a bunch of stuff in Afghanistan, and they’re like, ‘Oopsie-daisy’. We got to replace that. Then we sent a bunch of stuff over to the Ukraine. It’s insane. I say, show me the alien ships or you get nothing, Pentagon people.”
Americans have been bombarded with such lunacy over recent years that they often don’t know what, or whom, to believe. So many things that Americans used to joke about are seemingly coming true. Perhaps this is exactly why Gutfeld’s humor has struck a chord with so many, as he recently took over the weeknight 10 pm time slot in the network’s revamped primetime lineup.
It can be quite difficult for news viewers to tell the truth from reality these days, especially with the mainstream, corporate media pushing so many illusions, hoaxes, and falsehoods.
Child sex trafficking is nothing more than a right-wing conspiracy.
There are more than two genders.
We’re all going to die because we are causing the earth to cool.
We’re all going to die because we are causing the earth to heat.
The former President is a Russian agent, and called white supremacists “good people.”
We must go to war because of weapons of mass destruction.
Mutilation of children is to be celebrated.
Killing babies days before their birth is “health care.”
These are just a few examples of what might have been lumped in with alien talk up until recent decades. As difficult as it is to understand, there is now a radical fringe in America that believes some of these things are true. Suddenly, discussions about alien life forms seem quite sane and rational by comparison.
For conservative satirists, such as Gutfeld, the most effective humor has within it at least a kernel of truth.
“Either the government’s covering up the alien thing, or they want us to think they’re covering up the alien thing because they’re actually covering up something else,” Fox News contributor Kat Timpf said. “It’s not that they’re honest. It’s that they’re always lying even more than we think they’re lying.”
Novelist Walter Kirn capped the discussion, saying the entire issue is more real than most people understand.
“First of all, I know the whistleblower. I know Dave Grusch. I can prove that after the show with my text messages. He is a kind of boy scout, Hardy Boys character, who has discovered aliens and has worked for the government and is just bound and determined to show us all the truth. He’s actually a very sincere guy,” Kirn said.
“I think we’re entering a very risky period. Obviously, aliens don’t want us to know they’re here, or they would do stunts over the Empire State Building, etcetera. So we’re, in Congress, going to out their existence? And they have superior technologies? Isn’t that dangerous?”
Whether joking or serious, many Americans are now giving some thought to the idea of UFOs, extraterrestrial beings, or aliens among us.
“This is deadly serious, and whether you believe this or not – they want you to,” Kirn concluded.
