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[ cheers and applause ] >> greg: i know, i know. >> grade, great, to greg, greg. >> greg: enough i know it's hard to want what you can't have. happy wednesday. as a heat wave continues in the east so hot in dc biden's temperature got into the single digits. the ap claims at a fundraiser president biden didn't freeze on stage but that he paused first 7 seconds. that's another way to say the same thing next time i get ice cream at the supermarket i go to

the paused food aisle. most hispanic support deportation of illegal immigrants that's 1 way to get rid of your mother-in-law. a study ranked san fran as the worst run city so awful that alcatraz is offering tours of san francisco. james carville says he bets trump is a no-show at the debate if he loses the debate he pays a hundred dollars if he wins he gets his ring back from frodo. nationwide insurance dropped coverage for 100,000 american pets not my problem said 1 woman

to climate activists desecrated the stone henge monument with orange paint look at the damage. apparently the officer who arrested timberlake didn't know who he was from moment he knew what it was like to be steve doocy. he is asleep right now and no orders placed for the boeing 747 max for 2 month that's because chris christine now uses an airbus to place his food orders. settle down you animals welcome to the hoax hoax where in the run-up to the election that

media circles the wagon around a did during joe biden to convince us what we see with our own eyes isn't real this year it comes with a whole new buzz term. cheap fake a word allowing the left to confuse people with deep fake without lying is like when i say my pool boys are tied up with work. thank you. thank you perverts. but now it is a phrase 1 day seems to be everywhere among talking heads who impersonate journalists for a living and not a fun way when i bought it kidney in the dark web by stealing bricks identity and already have my own. roll it. >> a growing insidious trend in right-wing media to take highly misleading selectively edited videos a president biden and use those videos to spread messages

the cast doubt on biden's fitness for office. >> the account circulate the clips responded claiming videos are unedited and promise to keep posting them. >> lies is just a lie. >> we've been worried for years about deep fake's computer generated images trick people to believe something is false these are simpler they are cheap just distorted out of context to videos dropped up constructed in certain ways that's what we are seeing. >> isn't that adorable? almost as if they hold us to higher standards than they hold themselves like when giraldo told me a mustachioed make me look like a pervert. cbs took it a step further tacking a digitally altered video to video of joe that was 100% real i guess to protect joe well okay cbs try that trick

here is this a video digitally altered. >> my names joe biden im jill biden's husband. i get to the memos of congress and homeland security, secretary... >> called on it could be digitally altered let's run it again and listen. >> my name is joe biden im jill biden's husband thank you to members of congress and homeland security and the secretary in question here. sorry kids that's real that's the leader of the free world i wouldn't let lead a conga line at a nursing home as we have often said the latter the left screams about it the greater the chance that they are doing it themselves so as we are told joe is as sharp as the inside of a super candlelit always behind closed doors were told to videos

of joe stumbling and slurring are an elaborate hoax which makes the key question are you. [ bleeps ] me has to be the lamest cover up since dana applied black shoe polish on jesse's bald spot remember who these anti- hoax ghostbusters are grifters who put the fine people hoax which the media falsely and claimed trumped endorsed nazis biden sole reason for running worse it gave democrats licensed a claim 70 million people voted for a nazi lover which led to trumpet drains are and which kept them from assessing the sad state of the country under biden the entire hoax is the foundation for the last froth for all think about it they didn't and now they want us to consider context for their guy who's clearly unfit for office what is the larger context for an old man who can't walk a gravity.

that was only the start of the hoax launched by the dementia kratz remember the drinking bleach hoax where they claimed trumped endorsed drinking bleach secure covid-19 correctly saying he invented that clorox martini which isn't bad with a twist 11 then there was the koi pond hoax which trump dumped a box of fish food into a pond supposedly a diplomatic death on par with leap leave your pants on meeting the pope that was fake remember the migrant kids in cages hoax that 1 had aoc crying like some but he took away her crayons of course he left out the program started under obama and honestly my experience with kids in cages is that they grow up to be far more responsible there was the russian pta popes the only president being pete on his joe biden by joe biden there is the don't say gay bill hoax which

never said don't say gay apparently it was that media conflating gay with forcing sexually explicit books on kids then there was border patrol with the biden's hoax those were reins to control horses anybody who owns a glue factory knows that. covington kids i can only hope the lawsuit payout means they can hire don lemon to wash their helicopters speaking of kids remember who the media potus appeared at a football game in blackface the kid was sporting his team's colors who's face was red after that incident not the media because even if it's not real there's racism somewhere about russian collusion at 1 from adam to rachel try to convince us trump was a russian asset but as soon as that russian asset left office put in attacked ukraine again if he was a russian spry he would get horrible reviews on yelp then

there's a laptop where 51 intel officers called the laptop russian disinformation lying. like when my scoutmaster said we were required to share sleeping bag. and remember this clown? >> we look in should look at it as anything other than a russian disinformation operation but even if you're open to it the substance is still a story of joe biden loving his son. >> that journalism like edward after being hit with a frying pan in the face then there is covid-19 we are told it came from bat soup and a wet market that's the best you could come up with you because the catastrophe for the entire globe and people thank you are a hero millions died and i can no longer get bat burgers. as we enter another hoax season remember it's not you it's of them they are the engine behind this bs no wonder they have to

feed the view so much it's a runaway train fueled by cow. [ bleeps ] let's welcome tonight suggests. she's got ice in her veins which is weird because it's supposed to be blood morgan ortega she models bikinis hating liberal weenies. and she's like oh sam beck always on tv popular with that guy's new york times best selling offer an fox news contributor to kat timpf. and we don't want to say how huge she is but there's no way around it. new york times best-selling author comedian and former and debbie way world heavyweight champion tyrus.

morgan don't you find it shocking how the media suddenly cares about context something that didn't matter whenever a republican or anybody on the media than the rates say something they put it out there and call you a racist. what say you racist? >> i've been called that before but what i don't understand is that why are you drawing attention to these videos by calling them cheap fakes you're forcing another day or 2 in the new cycle for everybody to talk about if it was edited or not it's clearly not as you said i think it's stupid on a communications level and also what is a cheap fake like a chinese purse we see outside fifth avenue or jesse watters to pay. >> i will have you know he spends thousands on those it's not cheap. >> you are right. probably sneaking in the green room. alyssa first time in the show

glad to have you here. it seems like they do realize they can't hide a joe forever now they can't control him so now they have to call out everything he does because they can't hide in the basem*nt what you think? >> they're also going out every single thing they do and now i hate them more because i sorta myself i would never use this term but here we are this is gas lading we're not knowing where he's going or not going to confirm or deny but may be spent doing stuff in his pants he shouldn't for me i don't know where we calling attention to it may just move away from it and hope they got the republicans don't notice, welcome back thank you will you make of it biden just said in that break with what he said there.

if it's your grandfather it's kinda cute remake of that was my grandfather a taken to the hospital my grandpa has 10 years on biden and he doesn't act like that. i guess also the defensive saying this a video isn't real even if it was a fake video i feel like that defense implies this video alone would be the only reason anybody would be concerned about joe biden's cognitive abilities. bringing more attention to it but it's not like there's not countless more every time he comes out and speaks there's another example or something like this and that would be alive so i don't know there's no defense its yes lading i agree if that they are trained and make us reality of what we are seeing it does get over you still whenever a guy didn't like it psycho the guys gassing lading me it's like know he just

doesn't like you. >> are you gas lading meekly. >> not today. as if those videos from just this weekend are the only thing that should be concerning as if we haven't watched this for years. >> it's almost like they should be pointing out when he's normal >> because that's the bug in the system the system is the abnormal the bug is when all of a sudden he has a moment of clarity. >> when he does they run it at nausea and we just have to wait for that moment it's only been 3 years in so any time now i grip agree with everything kat said but 1 you don't take grandpa to the hospital you take him to the home you drop them off he tell him this is the new oval office. your orderly as secretary of state the lady brings jell-o new

first lady she's really nice and you make sure the door locks from the outside you keep them in there. the fact that they are trying to defend this is as if we haven't been here right he wasn't this slick in his forties is if he wasn't stumbling through something he was lying about it the guy has had the greatest life outside of like a marvel superhero he's met everybody he saved with the count up to 17 drowning people casually walking to work in dc and they were all black children because the 1 white 1 didn't make it because well that's what happens when they can't skip swim. the pathetic nest of him. >> some oppressors in the audience tonight at. >> how dare you it's juneteenth.

>> is adjusted aware lifejackets of biden's around they have nothing to run on so all they have to do is he's limping to the finish line that's it he will be the dolly when the route will him across the finish line and they will dump him like over 7 it's going to come out then they will replace them they just need him to win just crossed the line croaked after that or do whatever you want to do just crossed the line because we can't change it now the whole campaign is no trump. >> on that note let's move on shelby okay great. democrat politicians brag about men in drag. [♪] your skin is ever-changing, take care of it with gold bond's age renew formulations of 7 moisturizers and 3 vitamins.

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>> ♪ ♪ >> greg: fair enough. i get your mile sf it goes down the 2 they're worried about dupes -- dudes with boobs we start with democratic mayoral debate in the nation's anus of san francisco it was just named the country's worst run city but the mayor had a higher priority asking a fellow candidate to name 3 drag queens roll it. >> you were at the debate last week couldn't name any drag queens on your own is wondering this is an opportunity to redeem yourself go ahead of you can name just 3 lgbt advisors for your campaign were 3 drag queens

san francisco. >> i'm not gonna revise that from last week. >> well, that sucks he couldn't name any drag queens not nikki just, honey him mahogany, fatima rouge our mother trucker. i'm not done and what about lesser-known drag queen loretta kudlow. >> you're going to kill him. >> it proves how unserious democrats are when faced with serious problem forget fence nalt and taxes if you don't know who your female impersonators are you don't deserve to run a city. >> anyway advice to fellow candidate next to me rest that got your question respond with i

can't name them i can name recent murder victims a dozen businesses fled the city i can name a few people living in tents outside this building i can also name the worst city in the country to live in because of you san francisco i would so just dropping the microphone after that but a homeless would probably steal it. >> i get it san francisco they have tradition but also a lot of problem's would you not vote for a mayor because he does know his drag queens. >> i wouldn't 1 i don't know why you would want an uneducated bigot represent to you if you can't say grupo trixie tell her alaska thunder. [ bleeps ] probably shouldn't run anything in the country. >> i also love alaska thunder. [ bleeps ]

>> alaska 1 of the few good things to come from alaska. kat you often compare your salsa drag queens. >> i'm dressed in drag right now every day between the chest padding in the face is fake care absolutely. >> of head friends burrow my brothers to do drag before so that's not a joke but anyway i love drag queens my issue if i was asked the question i do a narrow it down to 3 i love drag something i'm interested in that i enjoy this guy because he is not interested his hobby happens to not be the local drag seen the doesn't mean he is hom*ophobic and also when she was like name the gay people and your staff that was super weird to me name your gays.

>> it's a very anybody who asks me that i don't think i could talk i would just sit there and be very uncomfortable it's weird because there's many different because you're not interested in a particular artform not meaning you're not supportive or an advocate or an ally to an entire community it's absurd and apparently she brought it up again because she thought she really had him the first time it san francisco there's poop everywhere has a lot of poop there on the use to ask politicians if they knew the price of milk it woke america name you drag queen. >> no wrong answer is at the top of my head share in the eighties share in the nineties and share in the seventies. any other ones strawberry kiss moonbeam delight.

cherry blossom and it would be how do you know. as he's a married man as he doesn't hang out and struggles with this stuff happens as that's not my thing this is what i do and the fact of the matter is there pushing this as a sticking point he brought that life into his it bothers me he wasn't more fiery to defendant we see this thing in the nba because the first thing ballplayers did 1 day thank god they think their faith even edited that stuff because it's okay if your lifestyle you support drag queens i have no issue so that doesn't mean

you're bad just means not your thing just like your thing is in their thing. can you name 6 pastors in the city how dare he ask her that exactly. >> you know any drag queens could you name them now? >> when i did pageants in my early twenties i could have all the time. i love drag queens. at the appropriate thing as it's not appropriate for a mayoral debate as as they talked about before in the show there and i just think whether you like drag queens or not isn't even an issue about fixing this. [ bleeps ] city.

plaza clean up the. [ bleeps ] >> share 2000. >> go ahead. >> drag queens are supposed to be fun there the liberals of china make everything genderless and humorless it's like there's no fun where you make everything homework. supposed to be fun humorless. >> the government's obsession with trans expression. oh my god. [phone rings] at the tone, please record your message. [clock ticks] ♪

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>> a story in 5 words. >> 5 words spies push nails and graphs. tyrus the top intelligence agency of the so director of

national intelligence celebrating pride month activities like nail painting and crocheting transgender flags. agents can also attend the lectures from nonbinary activists discussing trans rights. again during work hours. what say you? >> i caught lots a covid-19 this week's i missed all that. i don't get it. you are spies telling anybody you paint your nails a certain way so everybody you speak soon knows your espy my not hearing this right here undercover agents with a very specific flag on your nails that everybody knows so i was a russian agent i'd be like there is 1. it blows my mind why if it's not your thing and should be okay to say, hey,'s not my thing when

they do the stuff at work about people at awkward situations i get confused all the time we had the me too movement where work was supposed to be about work nothing personal if you said somebody to somebody that made them uncomfortable or whatever will now you need to support this certain group whether something wrong with you at work isn't that doing the same thing all over again blows my mind keep this out of our sporting events let trans people live their lives they don't need you painting nails just need you to leave then the. [ bleeps ] alone. >> morgan you are in the intel space you were in the military. >> i'd tell you but i have to kill you. >> well, kill me softly at least he got chinese nuclear arsenal growing rapidly what we are doing crocheting trans flags creek. >> my nails are really expensive so i love this idea. we have this saying around

various government agencies you have these things that warn you 1 of the big graphics they would have is loose lips sink ships and that we can say loose lips painted tips sink ships i think that works. i mean like we're going to die. >> were going to die. >> for sure. kat it does seem to me like it some kind of opportunity cost they could do this after work. >> i hate painting my nails because it takes a long you don't have to just paint them you then have to wait for them to dry his source because you're sitting there you can't do anything you think about all your thoughts in your head during work it's not like an ice cream social this is like hours of activities i do like to look

on the bright side so the bright side of this would be if the nsa is sitting around waiting for their nails to dry less time for them to unconstitutionally spy on us at least. >> elizabeth f we are recruiting people okay with this they will spy innocently can't trust them because they are crocheting trans flags i say that made no sense but i don't care what say you. >> it's funny because people say what's up with this vote what are we doing so to me and him imagining this going on the democratic party headquarters sitting around wondering why is donald trump winning with the hispanic vote and it shut up and get back to your manicure i don't see what that supposed to do they don't see what it does when it comes to facing russia and china i guess were better than them at crocheting and painting their nails but that's

all we are better and that's the problem. >> greg: almost feels he could chinese sial like unleash the woke practices that sync your ability to protect our country seriously. >> but the drag queens on the ship to scare the chinese from the border maybe that will work. >> at least give them a hell of a makeover. >> greg: coming up we explain the new name for gold digging. it's lying dormant, waiting... and could reactivate. shingles strikes as a painful, blistering rash that can last for weeks. and it could wake at any time. think you're not at risk for shingles? it's time to wake up. because shingles could wake up in you. if you're over 50, talk to your doctor or pharmacist about shingles prevention.

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>> join us in grade so romance corner. >> tonight the rise of a hyper give me i don't know if i said that correctly survey finds 40% of americans are interested in it which is dating somebody of a

higher socioeconomic status than themselves who can support and enhance their own life isn't that just life. isn't that what people do people as in women a sexist would say a sexist would say. >> also someone else would say wrong trust me mended to men i've had that expense in the past i've said it seems low. i want to know how the question was phrased were the other 60% know i need to date somebody poor like jim be the most important thing i thought there was a lot of strange statistics in this article 80% of people are attracted to self-confidence isn't everybody attracted the confidence then i realize no predators like somebody's like i really like a really weak person

that's a red flag like i like for weakness and sadness i look for a person with low self-esteem who hates themselves that's isn't that just a monster of a human. >> or that's an afternoon at dayshift. >> i hit on the help at a vegan restaurant not enough protein. mercy clip morgan okay here's the thing i believe we can echo my sexist friend. >> tyrus. >> this is women men don't give it bleep lee put you make because it's pure sex appeal husbands will cheat on their socialite wife with the sexy waitress they're not going i'm not going to cheat with that sexy waitress what does she make did she go to bernard college

which is a college i believe. >> sure. >> first of all it is a new is asserted collecting this hasn't happened since the don't of humanity people want security. they could cares never seen anyone depressed on a yacht people like pretty happy like been on a private plane a few times everybody was pretty happy >> greg: was that on the way to epstein island morgan curry. >> epstein from welcome back carter you weirdos. >> that's not fair grade it was rude you should apologize you know she's well past 17 they aren't going to let her on that island. >> i took as a complement. yeah, the severity to put her through that. >> 2 decades ago. [ bleeps ] you tyrus. the gloves are off. anyway that you're making a good

point although they are ready for god. >> just people are happy on yachts do you buy this research elizabeth? >> you don't maybe it's because i've been depressed many places i've been depressed on a yacht quite a few times. >> well i don't really buy it it's weird i think the number is way too low the same time i'm joseph people interested in this my first day of my husband we went to mcdonald's so i could use that i guess. >> are you single cheat on your husband week. >> know it all worked out. >> all right you kids back off. tyrus is this just another name for the gold digging week. >> no because it's a name really unattractive women wrote this

story okay. >> greg: what's the evidence. >> first of oh the talk about how they want to be swept off their feet and reading it i felt who is a rating was at least a deuce and a quarter as it was unrealistic expectations situation rating as these are musts. have to be swept off my feet i have to be encouraged and he has to be more wealthy than me and they tell you all the things the other person has to do but nothing about what they were doing everybody wants to be catered to but they don't understand if a man takes you out to dinner and pay for your meal is trained to show off he's a provider and can pay bills and that's attractive right she showing she can be the emotional compass encompass -- comfort him and whatever that's the old school thing then you people

have never enjoyed this because of obvious reasons so they are rating this and saying trained to trick somebody now you're just a gold digger try to find a fancier work it's a natural human being behavior there acting like wise it not for me so they invented these words what is it again? it's called go out and go on a date. >> is corey busch spreading rumors about healing people's tumours.

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>> 5 more words. >> greg: corey says she cured cancer, rowlett. >> you right about healing

through faith at 1 point you came across a woman with quote several visible tumours on her torso tell me what happened. >> this lady came to us at these tumours she wanted us to feel them so they put my hand on her and my hand began to move in the lumps there were no longer there and she was so happy went on about her day. >> that was democratic congresswoman corey busch from twain 22 claims you performed religious as a faith healer including healing a woman over tumours so she's in congress she probably has associates and peers who might have cancer they must be pistol off at her because she's not curing there's as if i was walking around curing tumours and. [ bleeps ]

you be like greg what about me and i would say sorry. >> that's it sorry. i'm busy kat i just do homeless ladies. >> if you give your hands can cure cancer with i'm having a bad day can you cure my bed day for me if i touch someone in their cancer went away i don't think i would talk about anything else like. >> i think he can be braggadocio's it would be like everyone i cured cancer it's a most insulting that she is talking about anything else if she is the cured cancer in her hands. by the way biden's where he would cancer he has to be pistol off. >> was that before or after the cannibals ate his uncle. >> i think it was before. i remember his words very quick clearly although it was fairly

mumbling. >> maybe she can cure biden that would be great for the country. >> is think there's people's strong faith that due to believe in faith in god being able to heal them and that's a wonderful thing and god bless her. >> that's a surprise she believes she believes it. >> i believe george santos probably cured cancer versus put that on the record i will echo what morgan says that hope she gets her hands all over joe biden curing whatever the heck is going on over there. last word tyrus win she was talking about i think she believes it. >> i'd let her touch me just in case. >> the only thing and convinced of his she wrote the article on the previous segment.

back to you grade. >> not yet gonna say she's got people in congress who are going i think what you said which is like you were curing cancer and you had this secret and you didn't share with everyone else that's a lousy friend. realtime john coffee walking realtime john coffee walking around who can cure everything and no 1's doing anything about it. >> greg: don't go away will be o: right back e andean condor? no, walnut-brain! pigeons! they'd rather name a team after socks! to be fair, we're not very athletic. psoriatic arthritis is tough. symptoms can be unpredictable. one day, your joints hurt. hi grandpa. next, it's on your skin. it's painful. i couldn't move like i used to. i got cosentyx. feels good to move. cosentyx helps real people move and feel better.

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